ejerkulate

To ejaculate with such force that your entire body jerks uncontrollably for a split second.
Bob ejerkulated after not touching his wang for an entire week.
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ejerkulate

A slang term for masturbation, or "ejaculating". Created by famous porn star and pimp, Joseph Savage.
"Yo I just ejerkulated all over Christie Cali's cat"
by Rimjob February 02, 2004
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ejerkulate

v. 1To ejaculate while jerking off.
2. n. to masturbate a dead cow
After stroking his penis for 12 minutes Paul ejerkulated.

Bill had a fetish for cows so he ejerkulated Bessy.
by madcowworld.com April 20, 2003
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ejerkulation

Ejerkulation is a totally natural thing.
by milfmaster February 08, 2009
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Ejerkulating

The process in which one ejaculates but continues to masturbate
Guy 1: Dude I was totally cumming but I kept spanking it whats that called again?
Guy 2: Ejerkulating, you fucking idiot!
by Butty! September 25, 2009
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Ejerkulation

Billy: Dude I totally just has sexual intercourse with my hand and had an Ejerkulation
Tom: I do that all the time bro!
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Premature ejerkulation

the term for when you come much faster than you had anticipated while masturbating.
Man: Damn, I came right after i turned on the porno... I have a problem with premature ejerkulation
by BGSG March 04, 2009
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