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Pronounced ee-jet. What your Irish immigrant mother calls you when you do something stupid.
For fucks sake did you piss in the patato drawer again last night when you came home sluethered you bloody eejet?!
eejet by Bones Magoo October 13, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
A more endearing Irish slang term for someone who acts foolishly, is a bit slow or has no sense. Not as harsh as calling someone an idiot.
"God Ted, I'm an awful eejit!"
"You're right there, Dougal, ye feckin' eejit!"
eejit by quareheadtheball January 22, 2014
Related Words
eejet • eejit • ejeet • eedjet • Eeet • Ejeta • Eeetalian • eeethen • Eeethie Eeethie • eejat

feckin eejit 

It means "fucking idiot," mainly in Irish, and it sounds better in an Irish accent.
That Daniel O'Donnell's a big feckin eejit
feckin eejit by tara banana May 27, 2004
Ejeet is the definition of a major guild hosting company for world of warcraft and other mmorpg game related items.
John purchased his templates from Ejeet

Jane uses ejeet voip
ejeet by ej33tnet February 10, 2010
Eeet is a fill in for any word wanted. It can be used as an insult, a compliment, basically any word. Eeet is the word of all words and can be used in any situation necessary.
“Can you pass the Eeet?”
“You’re such an Eeet.”
“You got to be Eeeeting me!”
Eeet by ClubPenguinMaster878662 August 8, 2019
eejit by Cully April 1, 2003

Ejeet Networks 

A guild hosting provider that deploys forums, modules, eqdkp, epgp, and much more for mmorpg gamers

This guild hosting site has a very good reputation around many gaming community such as world of warcraft, aion online and star wars the old republic as the best solution.

Ejeet Networks is also a pioneer of the web hosting industry by offering some of the rarest features and options from any web hosting provider.
Jane purchases a guild site from Ejeet Networks, days later Jane has a huge growth in her guild due to the fact their website was so easy to find after using this specific hosting platform

Robert purchases a ventrilo server to use voice communication with his friends over the internet.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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