eeeyagh Share definition Flag What you scream when food touches your dick When I was eating at Ruby Tuesdays with my grandparents I dropped a big mouth burger on my lap and screamed, "Eeeyagh!," to the waiter's surprise. eeeyagh by Leodogus March 24, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the eeeyagh mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch