1. Someone who spends all their time online.
2. Someone who doesn't have any online presence.
Person B: *sends a text*
Person A: With words. That come out of your mouth. Hello, I'm in the same room as you.
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I love him! He's got this great gig taking people on climbs all over the world. Totally is an ungoogleable eloser, but isn't at all, just kinda private, mysterious, and not into elife.