Yosser's Dozen 

A Yosser's Dozen is 9, three less than a standard dozen, and four less than a baker's dozen. The oldest source for the expression "Yosser's dozen" dates to the 21st century in one of Texas' largest suburban areas. Yusuf Khan was known to exclaim, "4 Dozen? That's like 36!", creating the phrase, Yosser's Dozen.

Hey dude, pass me about a Yosser's Dozen worth of eggs bro!

Oh man, I overdosed on a Yosser's Dozen of marijuana pills.

I bought a Yosser's Dozen loafs at the bakery yesterday.

Yosser's Dozen by Sensualtomato August 1, 2012

Masturbaker's dozen 

The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.

'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'

Masturbaker's dozen by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016

Dudenhoeffer'd

The sport of disc golf offers multiple catching targets. The industry standard (2021) is to include a metal band on top of the basket, above the chains for visibility, course information, and sponsorships. Hitting the metal band on your putt is known as "Dudenhoeffer'd"

Mark's putt was nearly perfect, but the wind picked up and he flew right into the band. He shot was Dudenhoeffer'd because it hit the band.

Dudenhoeffer'd by TRUTH2 January 30, 2021

A Cowboy's Dozen 

to buy as much of a desired product as one can afford with the amount of money one is carrying.

Cashier: Can I help you?
Customer: I’ll take some of those one dollar scratch-off tickets right there.
Cashier: Sure, how many would you like?
Customer: A Cowboy's Dozen (throws money on counter)
Cashier: (counts money) Soooo, seven then?
Customer: I reckon.
Cashier: Good luck!

Could also be used to exaggerate a story:
Derek: How much money did he say he won on that bet?
Jeff: A Cowboy’s $300.
Derek: Meaning?
Jeff: $200

A Cowboy's Dozen by iBetty January 10, 2012

Dženeta 

Normally a very hot female. Name means Janet in English. Shes beautiful kind and caring.

First person: "Hey did you see that chick!"
Second person: "yeah she looked Hot!"

First person: "She must have been called Dženeta"

Dženeta by Ilybabesyouishfookinghawt July 28, 2011

dudeness 

n. (Your Dudness or His Dudeness or Her Dudeness) title used to establish one's ultimate position in the "dude" hierarchy, "Dudeness" being the ultimate ruler of all or at least most other dudes.

"Dudeness over there is sendin' you the googly eyes."
"He's sendin' the googlies?"

dudeness by manlymanlyman August 23, 2005

idiot's dozen 

An idiots dozen is a number, typically 9, that's used as a similar reference to a baker's dozen but referencing an idiot.

He ate an idiot's dozen of cupcakes.

idiot's dozen by Rhym September 15, 2017