12 definitions by iBetty

pieceofshito'clock

The time that you wake up after a night of staying out too late drinking.

"Hey man, I heard you were late for work today."

"Yeah, I didn’t wake up until pieceofshito'clock."

by iBetty December 5, 2011

fourish

pron. foorish

verb

the act of drunken eating upon returning home safely from a bar late at night or early in the morning

P.D. felt hungry when the taxi dropped him off so he decided to fourish himself with two frozen southwest eggrolls, his roommate’s leftover tater tot hot-dish, a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, and a can of Chef Boyardee ravioli.

by iBetty July 1, 2011

Falshback

When something sparks a drunken memory, but the person telling the story tells it wrong and has to be corrected by someone sober enough to remember.

Brah 1: I got a ride home from one of the bartenders. She was hot.

Brah 2: Nope, you’re having another falshback. You drove yourself home, slid into the mailbox, and slept with some nasty older lady.

by iBetty December 27, 2012

Post-Proofread

Reading an email or text to check for stupid mistakes after it's been sent.

That message I just sent you should have said, "Please *don’t* go on a date with my ex-girlfriend." Good thing I post-proofread it.

by iBetty December 21, 2011

Rick Whistled

When some jerk wanders by whistling Rick Astley and you are left with the song in your head.

Lady friend 1: What’s wrong? You look pissed!

Lady friend 2: I just got Rick Whistled.

Lady friend 1: Oh dear God.

by iBetty January 11, 2012

Bamgoozled

Requesting inappropriate searches on an unsuspecting Google user.

Tricky Person: “Hey friend, how do you use the OK Google app? Does it have to be opened or…?”

Unsuspecting Bamgoozled Victim: “Yeah, here, try it.”

Tricky Person: “OK Google, show me a big sweaty man dick. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BAMGOOZLED!”

by iBetty October 2, 2014

Boettchers

The crusty, discolored tip of an elbow. Also may be known as "Elephant Elbows".

Oh no! My boettchers just snagged my sweater!

by iBetty June 20, 2011