putt

In Kazakhstan we say is when you squeeze a bad smell from the hole is to do a putt.

If you like I do a big putt. Put your hand close. It is coming. Wait, wait, it is coming.

by Borat Sagdiyev October 1, 2006

putt

a loser. used especially when they do something lame or annoying.

Person 1: *rips juul*
Person 2: you’re such a fucking putt.

by putt bitch July 29, 2018

putt

Bored and driving around for no particular reason other than to kill time.

"Ey homes, let's take a putt."

by THU BOSS November 5, 2006

putt putt

generally refers to a subcompact car, often featuring a hatchback and bought at a low price. similar to a beater car, a hoopty, a bucket, etc but probably in a more endearing way.

"I got this little putt putt for $300 from a friend"

examples of a putt putt include: classic volkswagen beetle, geo metro, mini cooper, honda crx, amc gremlin, chevy aveo, chevy vega, ford pinto, chevy chevette.

by El Valle July 1, 2009

putt putt

Term used in place of miniature golf. Mostly in north-eastern ohio.

Lets go play Putt Putt!

by ma STRANGE lo March 28, 2004

Putt Putt

Verb. (It sounds like it looks, idiot.) The act of inserting the penis into the vagina (putting it into the hole). Putt putting with a hole in one implies you went all the way and it was great. Putt putting with a birdie implies you went all the way, and it was good. Putt putting with a par implies you went all the way but it kinda sucked. Putt putting with a bogey implies you didn't go all the way, and you're a loser. "Fore!" is shouted when you climax.
EXCLUSIVELY USED WITH GOLF, NOT OTHER SPORTS.

"Dude, that girl last night was SO over par."
"I totally scored a hole in one last night."
"I went putt putting last night, but totally bogeyed."
"Last night was a 'Fore!' kind of night."

by playaaaaas September 29, 2011

Putt Putt

A sexual act during which the female twirls her legs in a windmill-like motion in order to provide the male with the challenge of reaching her vag, similar to the windmill at a putt-putt course.

Hey babe, wanna play some putt putt tonight? I'm feeling coy, and I want to see if you can get a hole in one.

by Dr. Twatson October 10, 2010