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A bad golfer who tries to make up for their lack of skill by attempting to be a comedian, which they are also bad at.
After failing to hit his ball past the women's tee box, the duffoon launched into a failed joke about Tiger Woods, Nancy Pelosi and the 19th hole.
Duffoon by JuniperMax August 14, 2011
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dufkoo by mm uime drifted June 16, 2021

Dufftool 

An incredibly Large penis
When some one looks like they are very, very, very blessed, then they have a dufftool
Dufftool by Connor Westfall February 5, 2006

Duffoire 

Duffoire is a fancy and normally more expensive and/or foreign duff.
Good examples of Duffoire are Tiramasu or pofiteroles
Duffoire by Napa Ben May 5, 2011
Only can be defined as a mentally deficient person, or someone who acts in a self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way, an idiot.
Your an idiot, Dufford.
Dufford by Everyonethatknowsyou August 10, 2010
All of the swearwords in the English language rolled into one and spoken in Hebrew
Alyssa is a stupid, ugly dufook!
Dufook by Drewdini February 20, 2009
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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murderhobo 

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