A procedure for cleaning oneself so as to smell extremely good. While in the shower, clean yourself with Irish Springs bar soap, Original Scent. Rinse, and then apply Irish Springs body wash. Rinse. Perform your regular drying procedure...like, with a towel or something. You should end up smelling fresh. Trust me, it works. I'm a doctor.
A double dutch pipe cleaner is when two girls stand facing eachother and they both have their fingers on the right hand in there own vagina. They both take their left hand and put it on the others right elbow. They then move the others right arm in a way that causes the other to finger herself. It basically the oposite of a double dutch rudder.
girl 1: im board wanna have some fun?
girl 2: sure.
girl 1: wanna double dutch pipe cleaner?
girl 2: hahaha no.
girl 1: awe it will be fun?
girl 2: well ok then.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.