douchebagitron 

an act or process to generate a douchebag idea. thinking a really bad idea.

That douchebagitron almost killed me with that last stunt. What douchebagitron came up with that idea?

douchebagitron by Jayseabee April 27, 2009

douchebagitronly 

Describing or comparing to a douchebagitron. A bad idea generator.

Your douchebagitronly brain came up with a great idea for failure.

The word douchebagitronly has all of the vowels: a,e,i,o,u, & y.

douchebagitronly by Jayseabee April 27, 2009

Douchebaggitry 

The act, or process, of being a douchebag. Similar to shenanigans.

My friends and I went out last night and french-toasted this guy's car, and engaged in other such douchebaggitry

Douchebaggitry by Hodge329 November 1, 2008

EX-DOUCHEBAND 

A man you married because you loved him and thought he loved you back. Until he suffered a mid-life crisis and met someone cuter, skinnier, richer or hornier and decides to dump you off in another state without support, cuts off your alimony and sleeps with your best friend on the down low.

Sophia "Hey girl, why you lookin so depressed the last few months? Come out dancinggg with us!!"

Heather "OMG Sophie, IDK..I wish I could afford it, but working these 3 jobs has got me exhausted..."

Sophia "Girrrrl....this is all cause of your EX-DOUCHEBAND Remind me never to get married..."

EX-DOUCHEBAND by ChristyLeeHughes August 14, 2010

doucheband 

A tribal-esque tattoo on the bicep of a male douchebag

Did you see the doucheband on that guy with the sleeveless tshirt? What is this, 1998?

doucheband by douchebaghata August 19, 2009

Douchelandia

Miami-Dade County, Florida.

Grrrrr. I have to go visit my grandparents in Douchelandia over spring break. What a drag. Now all I have to look forward to is a week of stupid morons, douchebags and vapid twats. Great.

Douchelandia by Jay BQ April 26, 2011

Douchebagnitude

A rating of how big of a douchebag someone is.

People who say "Bro" more than 5 times a minute have an extremely high douchebagnitude.


See also: BPM ("Bro"'s per minute)

Douchebagnitude by Cory Price April 29, 2005