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dorkitude 

A disposition to respond in a dork-like way to a given person or situation.
My god, get off me with that incessant dorkitude, will you?

or

I swear, she was totally up to her ass in dorkitude this morning.

dorkitude by Betty Bettyo April 22, 2008

Dorkasaurus 

An akward non social being often compared to a nerd, geek, dweeb, or a zip disk, also looks like a dinosaur or eats like one. Also considered a loner but in reality he could hang in any dinosaur or nerd crowd going unnoticed for up to 2 hours.
Boy 1: Dave your such a dorkasauras!

Dave: I'm sorry I am not up to your standards but dorkasaurus is hardly an insult at all.

Boy 2: I wish I was a dorkasaurus!!

Dave: Sit down, you'll never be that cool!

Boy 1: I don't get it...
Dorkasaurus by Dbrody February 7, 2010

dorkatard 

a reference to a less than popular person, who also unintentionally does very stupid things.
That guy is a real dorkatard!
dorkatard by Br33zE February 23, 2009
The little rolled up balls of tasty goodness that sometimes end up in a bag of Doritos. They are formed from the flavor powder and look like rat droppings.
Dude that bag of chips had a lot of doriturds in it.
doriturd by Willie D. May 21, 2007
a person thet is a retard and a total freakin' dork at the same time
person who looks up "dorktard" on urban dictionary.com
dorktard by charlie williams December 6, 2003

Dorkasaurus 

Someone who is such a dork, that their presence as a dork is almost as overwhelming as a dinosaur, and that this person will be a cutie, and will make you laugh or at least smile multiple time's when around this individual, they are one of a kind person, and a rare individual!
Heiwa: Look up, so nothing else in life can bring you down

Andrew: Your such a dorkasaurus :)
Dorkasaurus by Kirrah July 14, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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