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The condition when the memory of a doofus is cloudy due to inflammation caused from stupidity
AJ- "I wasn't positive.. my memory is a lil cloudy."

Jacqui- "Cloudy from what?? Doofitis?"
doofitis by doofitis January 14, 2011
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A rapper who is gaining popularity with his Signifigance over Success campaign, or SOS. He hails from Syracuse NY, and is a very talented artist, who has been recognized as an up and coming artist by the likes of Kanye West.
Earnesto: Yo, you heard that Doowittle song, nITTY gRITTY?
Hanz: Ah hells yeah, that song is the shit!
Doowittle by Ryan Oliver August 5, 2006

dooflitchy 

An incompetent little boy that annoys the hell out of anyone
That dooflitchy over there peed on the lawn again
dooflitchy by AC April 27, 2003

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026