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Donkey Punch

Every hear of asking? No need to punch a woman to get her to squeeze your dick with her asshole. Just ask, you'd be surprised what you might get. You'd be surprised what you might not get too: a charge of felony assault, hard time, and maybe even a Lorena Bobbit.
I donkey punched the bitch and was found guilty of felony assault.
Donkey Punch by Hemp lover October 29, 2009

donkey punch

A sleazy sex move in which while the guy is taking the girl anally he punches her in the back of the head, making her ass or vagina contract.
Kevin donkey punched me. What a fucking sleazebag!
donkey punch by Sheck May 13, 2005

donkey punch

For anybody even remotely considering this stunt (adequately explained in the definitions) or for those who somehow think the idea of a donkey punch is amusing, I have the following opinion from a prosecutor at our local District Attorney's Office:

Donkey punching is easily indictable as a serious felony on two counts.

First: deadly assault. A blow to the back of the head is can easily cause a severe or fatal brain stem injury; even no-holes-barred professional fights ban it.

Second: it is rape, pure and simple. The logic of this would be easily understood by any jury. The object and motivation of donkey punching is clear and unambiguous: it is to render the victim unconcious and thus incapable of saying "NO" to something the victim would ordinarily and vigorously object to.

Our office, given proper evidence would, with great eagerness and dertermination, prosecute a case such as this. The probablility of conviction would be virtually certain. Furthermore, we could convincingly argue that the perpetrator(s) are to be regarded as dangerous sex criminials and thus pose a clear community danger while awaiting trial. Few judges would deny our argument that the perpetrators should be imprisioned while awaiting trial.

In addition, there is ample precedence for conviction of those encouraging these crimes on seperate felony crimes of aiding and abetting a sexual assault. A viewing of Jody Foster's "The Accused", based on an actual rape conviction, should make this plain to people.

In the case of a prearranged or planned assault, an additional and more serious charge of conspiracy would be added to the indictment.
donkey punch by Bill Peters September 25, 2006

Donkey Punch

(Pertaining to the classic videogame Super Smash Bros.) When Donkey Kong unleashes his maximum power punch in the face of an opponent.
Puncher: DONKEY PUNCH!!!
Punchee: That f***ing Donkey Punch is too powerful! That s**t isn't fair!
Donkey Punch by Reagan Smash February 20, 2007

donkey punch

Pathetic urban myth about anal sex and misogynist violence made up by virgins who don't get laid much. Besides being medically impossible (read a biology book folks, knocking someone out doesn't cause that effect), any gay male will tell you that smacking someone who you are having sex with will lead to you getting beaten to a pulp.
Men who talk big about "donkey punching some ho" are usually just too immature to admit that they are actually gay.
donkey punch by gingernyc September 7, 2007

donkey punch

Man of chivalry and honor, immediately precedent to Don Quixote in the fonetic fon book.
Don Quipunch (pron. don' kee punch, donkey punch) was shocked to learn from urbandictionary.com what his name was a homonym for.
donkey punch by I. Wagner November 28, 2006
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