dilbo 

The combination between a Himbo and a DILF. As such, they should have all the basic traits of a himbo (Nice, Hot and Dumb) while also being a father or father material. The mother version would be a mimbo

I want to find myself a real nice Dilbo, like Phil from Modern Family.

dilbo by BoringTurtle August 8, 2021

dilbo 

A hobbit sex toy named after a famous explorer from the Shire.

Samwise should probably buy his girl a dilbo.

dilbo by Evelynne December 29, 2007

Dildo Stick 

When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.

Dildo Stick by WhoDatFreshBoi July 16, 2018

Dinosaur Dildo

A dildo, however 10 feet long and 5 feet wide. 100% certain to stretch your pussy to new limits.

“Yo my pussy is too tight. How can I stretch it out?”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”

Dinosaur Dildo by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020

Dildo Fairy 

The mythological creature in which by legend comes and leaves your broke ass money when you place a dildo under your mattress before you go to sleep.

Hey Monty, did the dildo fairy visit you yet? Or is it okay for me to borrow your fake dick one more time to use as a pacifier?

Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!

Dildo Fairy by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

dildo 

IT'S A GOD DAMN PLASTIC PENIS!!!

She likes dildos

dildo by betaPoltergeist February 18, 2015

dildo peddler 

A woman or man who is a successful representative of one of those sex toy corporations such as Pure Romance. They are often throwing parties to fully stock and supply the neighborhood wives with their finest wares whether battery operated or not.

Guy A: Hey I heard Martha was buying a new house soon and finally paid off her SUV.

Guy B: Well of course she did since she became a dildo peddler. Those ladies are rolling in the dough!

dildo peddler by stanky wanky March 7, 2017