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Scientifically Accurate Ducktales

A song produced by Animation Domination High-Def and uploaded onto YouTube which was later deleted.

Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Ducktales:

Did you know ducks are necrophiles?
That's duck science
They don't have sphincters, dump in piles
That's why ducks don't buy pants

And we have to face this
Male ducks are rapists!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Crazy, pooping birds should go to duck jails...

Then there's the whole pool of gold
Scrooge won't write a check
And whether he was young or old
If he dived in, he'd break his neck

A gold pile looks neat
But it's hard as concrete!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate--

D-D-D-Danger, a duck's behind you
Boy or girl, a duck will grind you
Also, ducks are cannibals, true

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Have salmonella and H5N1 bird flu! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!

Last verse is on genitalia
So stay in your places
Because ducks hump so much,
Girl ducks have vagina mazes

To screw around this,
Ducks grew a corkscrew phallus!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Disgusting, crapping, cannibalistic
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Penis in the shape of a corkscrew
DuckTales!

by WhoDatFreshBoi June 5, 2019

Hung Like A Turtle

When your dick is half the length of your body!

Leonardo hurt all the girls because he was hung like a turtle! Even the foxes are scared of him!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 30, 2017

Yosemite

A National Park in California. Has Half Dome and is filled with Granite formations. Native Americans used to live here too.

Yosemite has a lot of deer!

by WhoDatFreshBoi August 5, 2018

2004 Kid

The year of birth in-between the 2000s kid generation and the 2010s kid generation. We were too young to fully experience 9/11 but came of age at a time of corrupt politicians and economic recession. Those who didn't play sports, participate as school leaders, have siblings (aka were only children), or become porn addicts likely looked into games and/or advancing memes to hide from the late 2010s's hardships.

A few 2004 kids might've been old enough to delve into Club Penguin, but more-so they played Minecraft and Call of Duty into oblivion until they were teenagers, and switched to social media like Instagram and Snapchat. 2004 kids were thankfully old enough to dodge Fortnite, but now trend in formerly-"cringe" TikTok.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 24, 2022

Dawn Amber

Teenage Quoran who likes to defenestrate.

Dawn Amber requested an Urban Dictionary submission and the good ones are being denied so here you go.

by WhoDatFreshBoi June 15, 2019

Urban Dictionary Discord

A discord made just for urban dictionary definitions. There are separate channels for different types of definitions, and may petition to create countless definitions for the term Giraffe Potty.

The link to the urban dictionary discord-

https:/ /discord.gg/QVX82MZ

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 21, 2018

KOS

To KOS is to "kill on sight" in a competitive game. These are basically the trolls of said game, their tactics varying from spawn killing to using glitches to their advantage.

I was going to win Black OPs, but some player named SpankieDavid5422 collected guns on spawn and pretty much KOSed the entire server.

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 14, 2018