The homosexual hobbit. Short and ill-tempered, Dildo Faggins is a true asshole. A Dildo Faggins also has several homosexual tendencies, and can't handle his weed.
by Conquistador May 03, 2003
Name of a famous hobbit-like creature who penned the booked "there and my backend again" also known as "Lord of the Cock Rings".
Dildo Faggins was very proud of his nephew Froho Faggins
by Elton's Johnson September 02, 2006
A (male) fan of Fantasy books, movies, etc. who - while not necessarily a homosexual - is at least somewhat effeminate, and is therefore extremely irritating.
Dildo Faggins over there was the only 19 year old Trick-or-Treating in our neighborhood this past Halloween, dressed in his Legolas costume.
by Dildo Faggins January 01, 2009
A raging homosexual who is under the height of 3ft. Usually cannot hold an erection unless they are in a room of at least 10 men.
Wow dude... You're freakin gay... And very short... You a regular Dildo Faggins!
by b-radicus October 22, 2008
A flamboyant hobbit who went on an epic journey with his partners Meriodoc, Fannyfuck, and Pippin Tookitintheass to destroy the evil ring around his anus.
"And thus Dildo Faggins was penetrated by the long, studded staff of Sodoman the White.
by Sodoman February 19, 2015
Hey Dildo Faggins, what are you doing with that dildo in your ass?
by Allahan October 17, 2010
A little suburabn hobbit, lives in his hole scouring thee internet for hobbit porn and games
Dildo met with his wizard friend robby his gay orc friend kyle and his awesome kool HF warriors
by Anonymous December 26, 2002