Top Definition
The trait of being extraordinarily defensive about one's male heterosexuality.
Jerry: Dude, quit clowning. What are you, gay?
Gary: What the fuck! Why the fuck would you ask that?
Jerry: Dude, I'm just kidding. Don't be so dickfensive.
by Thick Juicy Dick May 26, 2008

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