a doorknob dicker
a doorknob dicker by I, Wreckerrr November 18, 2016
DICKEATING
1. Over Praising someone, saying more than a simple "Good Job" or "Congratulations"
2. Being hype over a situation that has nothing at all to do with you.
3. Copying or agreeing with everything a person says.
4. Excessive hypeness of a situation that is done and gone.
5. Saying something you hear other people say without knowing what it means, or because it sounds cool.
6. Changing yourself to fit with people that don't like you.
7. A constant follower of someone (I'm not talking about twitter.)
2. Being hype over a situation that has nothing at all to do with you.
3. Copying or agreeing with everything a person says.
4. Excessive hypeness of a situation that is done and gone.
5. Saying something you hear other people say without knowing what it means, or because it sounds cool.
6. Changing yourself to fit with people that don't like you.
7. A constant follower of someone (I'm not talking about twitter.)
Ex: 1.
*John makes a 3-point shot*
His Friends: Nice shot, John.
The dickeater: That was a nice shot, John. I don't think I've ever seen someone do that! You're the best!
John and His Friends: Stop DICKEATING.
Ex: 2.
Susie: stfu stupid bitch . Suck a dick you lame ass whore.
Angelica: FOH duck ass hoe. I will knock you the fuck out.
Mary: Angelica you not gonna knock No one out, Bitch!
Angelica and Susie: Stop DICKEATING.
Ex: 3.
Me: I'm so hungry.
dickeater: Me too.
Me: I think I want some McDonalds.
Dickeater: Me too.
Me: I'm not hungry anymore.
Dickeater: Me either.
Me: You shouldn't be. You been DICKEATING all day.
Ex: 4.
*Teacher Yells at a Tiyanna*
*30 minutes later*
Person: Ahahaha, the teacher yelled at you.
Tiyanna: That's old. Stop DICKEATING.
Ex: 5.
Boy and his friends: Hahah you fighting it.
Other boy: Ha yeah yall are fighting it.
Boy: Do you know what that even means?
Other boy: No.
Boy: Then stop DICKEATING.
Ex: 6.
Sasha: I like emus.
Becky: Ew, emus are fake ass uggs.
Sasha: Yeah I really don't like them that much.
Me: You DICKEATING.
Ex: 7.
*Bart and Milhouse going every where together, But Bart is leading.*
Me: Why Milhouse always following him?
Friend: Cause he DICKEATING.
*John makes a 3-point shot*
His Friends: Nice shot, John.
The dickeater: That was a nice shot, John. I don't think I've ever seen someone do that! You're the best!
John and His Friends: Stop DICKEATING.
Ex: 2.
Susie: stfu stupid bitch . Suck a dick you lame ass whore.
Angelica: FOH duck ass hoe. I will knock you the fuck out.
Mary: Angelica you not gonna knock No one out, Bitch!
Angelica and Susie: Stop DICKEATING.
Ex: 3.
Me: I'm so hungry.
dickeater: Me too.
Me: I think I want some McDonalds.
Dickeater: Me too.
Me: I'm not hungry anymore.
Dickeater: Me either.
Me: You shouldn't be. You been DICKEATING all day.
Ex: 4.
*Teacher Yells at a Tiyanna*
*30 minutes later*
Person: Ahahaha, the teacher yelled at you.
Tiyanna: That's old. Stop DICKEATING.
Ex: 5.
Boy and his friends: Hahah you fighting it.
Other boy: Ha yeah yall are fighting it.
Boy: Do you know what that even means?
Other boy: No.
Boy: Then stop DICKEATING.
Ex: 6.
Sasha: I like emus.
Becky: Ew, emus are fake ass uggs.
Sasha: Yeah I really don't like them that much.
Me: You DICKEATING.
Ex: 7.
*Bart and Milhouse going every where together, But Bart is leading.*
Me: Why Milhouse always following him?
Friend: Cause he DICKEATING.
DICKEATING by @RanduhmKwotes March 9, 2012
Dickyard
Dickyard by eightincher June 14, 2015
Liquor Quicker dicker
Juan found the ladies much compliant after cocktails; he was called a liquor quicker dicker at the bar.
Liquor Quicker dicker by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016
DickTarping
The art of covering a rule breakers automobile in large erect or flaccid penises. DickTarping is a community response to an individual failing to adhere to the simple rule of covering or removing your auto from the burn. It typically consist of one or more drunken burners with paint markers and a well placed sense of participation/immediacy and civic responsibility. Dicktarpers should be rejoiced and admired for there tireless and unsung efforts to keep the community ugly auto free.
"Why are there dicks all over my car" - Unruly participant
"Because you're a dick" - Smiling drunken Dicktarper
"Oh" - Sad participant
"Dicktarping for life" - laughing content drunken Dicktarper
"Because you're a dick" - Smiling drunken Dicktarper
"Oh" - Sad participant
"Dicktarping for life" - laughing content drunken Dicktarper
DickTarping by Askewd Jackassery January 6, 2012