dick twiddler

one who twiddles dicks with their fingers... usually dudes. a step above "faggot" but below "cock mongrol"

putersnatch is such a dick twiddler, thats all he does--twiddle dicks with his thumbs.

dick twiddler by Rob Maids November 17, 2006

Dick-twiddle 

A dick-twiddle is when a penis-wielding person is approached by any gender and has his dick twiddled with 2-3 fingers. It is a teasing motion where the penis is gently slapped sideways back and forth a few times, resulting in small amounts of arousal in the victim.

Victim: Ah! A beautiful day!
Rapist: Eheh.. mhmm
(Rapist dick-twiddles 12-year-old boy)
(Victim gasps)
(Victim has never experienced anything so exciting)
(Victim ejaculates for the first time)
(Dies)
(Rapist fucks dead body)

Dick-twiddle by mjs2003 May 23, 2018

Twiddle Dick 

Moving you penis in a side to side motion very quickly; A form of Grinding.

Josh was doing the Twiddle dick while grinding on Stacy and she was loving it.

Twiddle Dick by Dark69 January 28, 2013

Twiddley dick 

A penis that is likely to snap during intermate moments

It was at a crucial moment during sex that James herd a snap from his twiddley dick

Twiddley dick by Absolute belta October 10, 2016

Twiddle Dick 

A twiddle dick is the opposite of a chode. Almost physically impossible, this penis goes inside the body, almost like a vagina, except not. Twiddle. Inward. PENIS

I couldn't have sex with him because he had a twiddle dick!

Twiddle Dick by CUMLICKER 2 November 20, 2009

Twiddley dick 

A penis that is likely to snap during intermate moments

It was at a crucial moment during sex that James herd a snap from his twiddley dick

Twiddley dick by Absolute belta October 10, 2016