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1. dick weed
A person who perpetually exercises poor social judgement.
If you don't stop acting like a dickweed, I'm going to have to kick your ass.
by George Mar 16, 2003 add a video
2. dick weed
Any person usually a male who insist in makein his presence known where ever he goes usually resulting in everyone think hes a complete douchebag.
Dickweed: wow im the best beer pong player ever

Group: wow this fuckin kids a god damn dick weed.
3. dick weed
1.) An intensely stupid person.
2.) A rare breed of plant
Careful not to mix the dick weed with the pussy willows, or you'll get a whole lot of CUM-kwat!!
by PamieLynne May 17, 2005 add a video
4. Dick Weed
a person who thinks he is the best but is actually a real dumbass shitface pole-up-ur-ass who for some reason everybody still seems to think is cool
this kid came to our school who i cant stand.. his name is Dick Weed
5. dick weed
A weed that grows when the wind blows. Usually grown in the southern states, it has been known to grow well north of New Jersey. Dick weed spreads very easily from area to area, and can grow to huge sizes. It is best not to plant Dick Weed to close to Pussy Willows, otherwise you may get a crop of cumquats.
Did you see the size of that Dick Weed? Man is this place full of Dick Weed's.
6. Dick Weed
A dick that won't get hard.....
or a dick that is as soft as sea weed (not real weed) (real weed rocks!!)
My dick is as soft a sea weed, it must be a dick weed!
7. Dick Weed
infected hair growing from ur Dick Muffin
"omg u shuld get tht Dick Weed checked out it culd leed to Dickifrenia"
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