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Dick Sweeper 

Large bushel of upper lip hair known to have a push broom like quality. AKA D-Sweep
Example 1: Did you see last nights episode of Magnum P.I.? Tom Selek has a phenominal dick sweeper!!! Example 2: Don Frye keeps his "D-Sweep" clean.
Dick Sweeper by AZ Wild Bill June 22, 2011

Dick sweeper 

What a mustache is called when worn by a dude who gives blowies.
Did you see Kaleb's dick sweeper? It's glorious, and he's been growing it for two weeks.
Dick sweeper by Dirkeydirkey April 22, 2020

Dick Sleeper

Two Definitions:

1. When you masterbate so much that your dick wont get hard anymore.

2. This is the name of a wrestling move in which the person squeezes the opponent until they pass out and barf.
1. Jake whacked off so much that he gave himself the Dick Sleeper.

2. Aaron gave john the Dick Sleeper and won the match.
Dick Sleeper by Jahosafat69 April 2, 2010

Sleeper dick 

A penis that appears small but grows large when erect. The term sleeper is in reference to a car that appears to be stock and slow looking, but has a powerful engine under the hood
You should totally hook up with him, I heard hes packing.

My friend is in water polo with him and he sees him in the locker room all the time, he said its tiny.

Hes never seen him hard, hes got a sleeper dick.

Sleeper Dick 

A drawing of a penis in another persons school book that is drawn far through the book so that it is designed to be found and cause shock weeks or months after it is drawn, much like a sleeper agent.
Harry discovered the sleeper dick in his physics workbook, three months after we drew it.

sleeper cell dick

When a normal or below average looking dude has a hella’ dick and knows how to use it. It must be both big in size and a great fuck to meet the requirement.

See also: sleeper cell fuck, when the dick just isn’t impressive.
Holy shit, Johnny is a total sleeper cell dick. That thing had to be at least 7” girth and god damn did it scrape all the right places.
sleeper cell dick by Girthmiester February 27, 2025
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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