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Unified Dick Front 

The UDF is a group of men who stick up and look out for one another. For too long have most men been going at it alone leaving us vastly outnumbered and vulnerable.

The UDF's is a brotherhood that serves as a forum for general relationship advise, do and don’t does, and offers a very BIAS point of view.

We follow fundamental rules of engagement such as:

1) The shitness Scale- what the lowest acceptable rating for dating, relationship, or casual encounter

2) The Ladder Theory- overcoming the "ur a great friend" vows.

3) Breakup/heartbreak Rules and Codes

4) General Pickup and Release 101
5) General Knowledge Transfers

6) The All Mighty Rules of Engagement

This isn’t a group against women, quit the contrary, all REAL men love and respect women. The UDF is created for the sole purpose of education and unification.
Johnny F. "Man i keep getting shut down, I am on a 6 month dry spell, help me Byran!"

Byran "Dude you need to join the Unified Dick Front, Trust me"
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Full Dick Frontal 

Failure to toggle off the video function in a zoom meeting resulting in full exposure of male genitalia to unsuspecting members.
Got another full dick frontal in class today, people really gotta start remembering to turn off there video before changing.

Dickfrost 

Similar to docking, however after you have successfully docked, one member (or both members) of the party blows his load into the other's penis and thus an outward explosion and wetmess forms resembling a snowcone.... and Boom.... Dickfrost or also known as a frosty freeze.
After Matt and Eddie began docking, they got dickfrost and were unable to piss for days.
Dickfrost by Ti.Fi.33 March 21, 2010

dickfrotata

A man putting his penis into a soft shell taco and puts all the taco topping on it and then has a large Hispanic woman eat it while sucking his dick.
Consuela my wife is out of town, have you eaten lunch yet if not come and eat this dickfrotata
dickfrotata by Dickfrotata69 July 31, 2016

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026