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1.
Universal name for a hotel maid.
"We need more towels. Call Consuela!"
by GreenMonter July 18, 2005
 
2.
The best character in Family Guy. A Hispanic maid who appears in several episodes.
Consuela: "Oh, no, doggie out! Afuera!"

Stewie: "This isn't Windex, but it's the store brand; it's just as good."
Consuela: "No, no... it leave a film."
Stewie: "I don't care about the film, just use it!"
Consuela: "No, no... I no can clean."
Stewie: "Ssshhhhhhhit."
by seastone130 March 16, 2010
 
3.
Someone who doesn't try at anything and accepts failure.
Did you see that Consuela? She didn't even try to catch the ball.
by CannpinCarl June 10, 2011
 
4.
Member of the Branch Floridians sect involved with running Rasputin-linked websites, Consuela is one of the people - or fake nics - who took over Anarchist Alliance on behalf of this sect.

Consuela may be a fake ID for Michelson-Morely. Watch out for these people (or this person), they are dangerous.
Consuela, as with other Michelson-Morely ID's, is a female ID. Michelson-Morely spreads confusion by using both male and female ID's.
by anti-Nazi expose September 20, 2004
 
5.
a person more than just a maid name, the name of a unqiue gurl. and always get complents on the name espcially if she is not spanish.
her names consuela and she just black i like her name it rolls of the tounge.
by consuela-aka-swaye February 12, 2010
 
6.
(noun): Refers to fine sexy lady that is so hot you can tan off of her & has a vivacious/ravishing personality being a perfect 10 out of 10 on a scale of 1 being cold as ice and 10 being hot like fire. Very primped and always kept up on appearances. A consuela is great in bed and not afraid to show off her body or try new crazy things. Usually of Spanish decent, but not always. An opposite of a consuela would be a woady.
"Damn, look at that consuela that just walked in the club - she so fine!"

"I'm jealous of that consuela, I wish i looked as hot as her with her bump it and flawless, curvaceous body."
by Sylvester Henandez May 10, 2010
 
7.
Consuela may be a fake ID for Michelson-Morely. Watch out for these people (or this person), they are dangerous.

Consuela is one of the people - or fake nics - who took over Anarchist Alliance on MSN. This i.d. is involved with running Rasputin-linked websites.
Consuela, as with other Michelson-Morely ID's, is a female ID. Michelson-Morely spreads confusion by using both male and female ID's.
by saint November 10, 2004