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The best character in Family Guy. A Hispanic maid who appears in several episodes.
Consuela: "Oh, no, doggie out! Afuera!"

Stewie: "This isn't Windex, but it's the store brand; it's just as good."
Consuela: "No, no... it leave a film."
Stewie: "I don't care about the film, just use it!"
Consuela: "No, no... I no can clean."
Stewie: "Ssshhhhhhhit."
by seastone130 March 16, 2010
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Universal name for a hotel maid.
"We need more towels. Call Consuela!"
by GreenMonter July 18, 2005
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Someone who doesn't try at anything and accepts failure.
Did you see that Consuela? She didn't even try to catch the ball.
by CannpinCarl June 10, 2011
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(noun): Refers to fine sexy lady that is so hot you can tan off of her & has a vivacious/ravishing personality being a perfect 10 out of 10 on a scale of 1 being cold as ice and 10 being hot like fire. Very primped and always kept up on appearances. A consuela is great in bed and not afraid to show off her body or try new crazy things. Usually of Spanish decent, but not always. An opposite of a consuela would be a woady.
"Damn, look at that consuela that just walked in the club - she so fine!"

"I'm jealous of that consuela, I wish i looked as hot as her with her bump it and flawless, curvaceous body."
by Sylvester Henandez May 10, 2010
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a person more than just a maid name, the name of a unqiue gurl. and always get complents on the name espcially if she is not spanish.
her names consuela and she just black i like her name it rolls of the tounge.
by consuela-aka-swaye February 12, 2010
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No,No. We need more Lemon Pledge.....
Announcer: Is Mister John home?
Consuela: No, No. Mister John no home.
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by TheAwokenMyth April 11, 2017
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slang used in lieu of the more familiar "cocaine"
it was time again to hit the bricks in search of consuela.
by jaydubya September 27, 2005
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