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dick-dabber 

a male who uses one square of toilet paper to wipe off his driblets after he pees.
Bro 1: "Yo Matt dabs his dick after he pees"
Bro 2:"You mean he's a dick-dabber"
Bro 1:"Yea what a fucking pussy"
dick-dabber by Dawg1212 September 8, 2010

Dick Dabber 

Definition of a Dick Dabber: a person who really like dick on the low! swear dey gay but will not feature their gay mate for shit!! So they can keep their dick game and money on point
My Gf a Dick Dabber because she said she'd put our pics on IG and didn't
Dick Dabber by Shakeinbake August 17, 2016

Dick Dabber 

A term used to describe a woman (especially a really pretentious woman) that performs fellatio on a man's penis by crabbing the shaft of the penis, erecting and stiffening her tongue and quickly dabbing the head of the penis once. EX. A very bad blowjob.
Man 1: "Yo check out that hot ass chick"
Man 2: "Who that uptight looking bitch right there?"
Man 1: "Yeah her I bet she sucks a mean dick"
Man 2: " No man that bitch is a dick dabber, get your money back"
Dick Dabber by Shartguard March 20, 2015

DickDobbler 

Someone who's a hoe always wanting dick.
1. Kim kardashian is such a dickdobbler wtf!!!
2. Enough Jojo stop dobbling my dick
DickDobbler by woahhbroo March 28, 2016

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026