1 definition by Shartguard

A term used to describe a woman (especially a really pretentious woman) that performs fellatio on a man's penis by crabbing the shaft of the penis, erecting and stiffening her tongue and quickly dabbing the head of the penis once. EX. A very bad blowjob.
Man 1: "Yo check out that hot ass chick"
Man 2: "Who that uptight looking bitch right there?"
Man 1: "Yeah her I bet she sucks a mean dick"
Man 2: " No man that bitch is a dick dabber, get your money back"
by Shartguard March 20, 2015
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