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unable to relax and just chill, has panties all up in a twist, walks with a stick up their ass
"When under the influence of the Juana, OB the HOMO is the epitome of uptight. Luckily, chill patrol will respond with the motto of "just chill uptight boy!!!"
by sds May 05, 2004
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Calm the hell down, don't be so uptight about it.
by Light Joker December 10, 2005
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Person who is not fun, unwilling to loosen up, go out, or try unconventional experiences.
Despite claiming to be fun, Patrick was way too uptight to allow himself to be blindfolded and handcuffed.
by doctorben December 10, 2007
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Someone who has a very serious demeanor.
Billy's father needs to relax and enjoy life because he seems too up-tight.
by Jerry Mouse July 03, 2008
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Someone who is pissy about everything, and can easily make fun of others but takes getting made fun of too seriously.
Nick Skog is a uptight son of a bitch, that poser always makes fun of Aaron, but when Aaron called Nick a pair of horse testicles, Nick went fuckin' crazy.
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Person who is not fun, unwilling to loosen up, go out, or try unconventional experiences.
Despite claiming to be fun, Patrick was way too uptight to allow himself to be blindfolded and handcuffed.
by doctorben December 10, 2007
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Behaving in a cold or unforgiving way due to angst, a hangup or some bogus morality or propriety.
1. He got up tight about me smoochin' with his woman and sulked about it until the wine smoothed things out and we decided the bitch wasn't worth the trouble.

2. The pigs were really up tight about their missing squad car, but Jimmy was no snitch.
by Jubilation T. Corndoq March 21, 2007
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