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To fart and queef at the same time.
She was cute, but she could clear the dance floor with one kardashian.
by Hank TADD April 11, 2009
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(adj.) A “Kardashian” is a unit of measurement representing 72 days of marriage, as ratified by the Anonymous Measurement Council.

Also refers to a female who is vapid, shallow, and burdened with a large posterior.
I've been married for 10 Kardashians... I feel so old!
by Artemis Crouch November 03, 2011
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any woman who is fake, cheap and easy.
That tacky bitch has fucked half the football team. She's so kardashian.
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A Kardashian is someone who is completely useless, and or, worthless.
Dude, that guy is such a loser, what a Kardashian!
by Truth_Teller23 February 01, 2011
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A measurement of time for relationships; 72 days is equal to 1 Kardashian.
Daughter: We're getting married!!!

Mom: What? Married!? You two have barely been together for a year! That's crazy!!!

Daughter: Oh, whatever Mom, that's like 5 Kardashians!!!
by VoiceOfGosh November 03, 2011
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A messed up family that nobody really cares about except lame middle-aged women with no life.
Mike: Dude does anybody even care about the Kardashians?
George: Only your mom, dude.
by yuareyou August 05, 2012
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(adj.) what results from pimping oneself out in the context of lowest-common-denominator pop-culture, selling yourself to all comers, living a life completely constructed and organized for this purpose
"The catering was free, 'cuz they promised to mention her in US magazine..... Man, how Kardashian is that?"
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