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To fart and queef at the same time.
She was cute, but she could clear the dance floor with one kardashian.
by Hank TADD April 11, 2009
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(adj.) A “Kardashian” is a unit of measurement representing 72 days of marriage, as ratified by the Anonymous Measurement Council.

Also refers to a female who is vapid, shallow, and burdened with a large posterior.
I've been married for 10 Kardashians... I feel so old!
by Artemis Crouch November 03, 2011
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any woman who is fake, cheap and easy.
That tacky bitch has fucked half the football team. She's so kardashian.
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A Kardashian is someone who is completely useless, and or, worthless.
Dude, that guy is such a loser, what a Kardashian!
by Truth_Teller23 February 01, 2011
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A measurement of time for relationships; 72 days is equal to 1 Kardashian.
Daughter: We're getting married!!!

Mom: What? Married!? You two have barely been together for a year! That's crazy!!!

Daughter: Oh, whatever Mom, that's like 5 Kardashians!!!
by VoiceOfGosh November 03, 2011
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(adj.) what results from pimping oneself out in the context of lowest-common-denominator pop-culture, selling yourself to all comers, living a life completely constructed and organized for this purpose
"The catering was free, 'cuz they promised to mention her in US magazine..... Man, how Kardashian is that?"
by dégoûté August 12, 2011
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A beautiful nobody........famous only thanks to physical attributes and free exposure via the internet.
Seems like everyday the world is in love with the latest Kardashian ....what have we become ?
by 2m8rh8r February 23, 2010
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