desperm
Desperm yourself (=Donate your sperms) for those women who want to have babies through artificial insemination.
desperm by uttam maharjan August 11, 2012
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Desperepeat
Desperepeat (Desperate Repeat):
Verb
When, after one accidentally makes a noise which sounds like a fart (such as shifting positions on a leather couch), they desperately attempt to repeat the noise they made, except more noisily to make sure that everyone hears it, in order to prove that they weren't actually farting. Can cause even more embarrassment if not executed correctly.
Verb
When, after one accidentally makes a noise which sounds like a fart (such as shifting positions on a leather couch), they desperately attempt to repeat the noise they made, except more noisily to make sure that everyone hears it, in order to prove that they weren't actually farting. Can cause even more embarrassment if not executed correctly.
Mike: *drags shoe across floor, farting sound is heard*
Everybody around Mike: *laughter*
Mike, frantic: "It was my shoe I swear!" *diligently drags foot across floor trying to repeat sound*
Chad: Dude, quit desperepeating. You're just making yourself look more stupid.
Everybody around Mike: *laughter*
Mike, frantic: "It was my shoe I swear!" *diligently drags foot across floor trying to repeat sound*
Chad: Dude, quit desperepeating. You're just making yourself look more stupid.
Desperepeat by XanderWhit November 17, 2011
Related Words
Desperanto
A person or group who urgently want a word or phase to come into common usage, and because of this, overuse it, or use too obviously and inappropriately. AND YES I see the irony in all this.
"By the minty nipples of Marduk !" this McRib sandwich is delicious. And "By the minty nipples of Marduk !" so are these fries.
Why is he talking like that?
He's a desperanto.
Oh, That is sad, I'll buy him a small beverage.
Why is he talking like that?
He's a desperanto.
Oh, That is sad, I'll buy him a small beverage.
Desperanto by Cuneus Stern October 12, 2013
Desperation Debating
A move during an argument or discussion whereby a person (almost always a woman) has absolutely no comeback and knows in a fair fight they're beaten, forcing them into a totally nonsensical, unrelated Hail Mary response. This strategy occurs when the person (almost always a woman) either realizes the other person is right and it's best to try to throw them off or when they're simply an idiot.
Fred calmly explained to his wife Mandy that her continued credit card expenditures at high end department stores would likely threaten the family's ability to pay their bills, and definitely end any chance of sending their children to college. Mandy, calling on the crown jewel of Desperation Debating replied, "Yeah? Well you have a small dick!
Desperation Debating by jfranksNbeans October 13, 2014
desperate af
When you will literally suck anybody's dick to get what you want. Be it a subway sandwich or a light for you cigarette.
"If you let me touch your girls breast, I will give you a suck."
"Patrick what is wrong with you; you are desperate af"
"Patrick what is wrong with you; you are desperate af"
desperate af by Youknowwhothisisjamed September 20, 2017
last minute desperation
I tried to pull all last night , but I couldn't till the end, she was a right munter , that's last minute desperation for you
last minute desperation by mitch00uk April 3, 2015
desperism
"Desperism" : The action of publicly ruining your personal reputation through a desperate or humiliating act in order to preserve a flawed ideology, statement of innocence or ill reputed corporate mandate.
Example #1: "The desperism is evident as John still insists that the world is flat even after seeing the photographs of earth from space.
"Example #2: "Despite the overwhelming physical evidence that proved beyond a doubt that Robert was guilty of the murder, in an act of desperism, he continued to claim his innocence without introducing any contradictory new evidence to provide credence to his statement."
Example #3:"A recent clinically study proved that new widgets produced by FLUBBY INCORPORATED contain lethal amounts of toxic substances. Despite these findings, in an act of desperism, FLUBBY INC'c president released the following statement... "Our products are 100% safe and we urge consumers to continue using FLUBBY brand widgets."
"Example #2: "Despite the overwhelming physical evidence that proved beyond a doubt that Robert was guilty of the murder, in an act of desperism, he continued to claim his innocence without introducing any contradictory new evidence to provide credence to his statement."
Example #3:"A recent clinically study proved that new widgets produced by FLUBBY INCORPORATED contain lethal amounts of toxic substances. Despite these findings, in an act of desperism, FLUBBY INC'c president released the following statement... "Our products are 100% safe and we urge consumers to continue using FLUBBY brand widgets."
desperism by Lance Campeau October 10, 2007