121 definitions by mitch00uk

rancid pussy

A very dirty filthy smelly vagina that isn't fit for banging

Steve. I'm going to ask jenny out tonight!
Billy. Eweee mate jenny got a rancid pussy, last person to go up her lost a leg to gangrene

by mitch00uk April 12, 2015

pussy scrumping

when one takes pussy without consent. (Also see rape)

Prisoner 1..What are you banged up for?
Prisoner2.. I got caught pussy scrumping, I got 6 years, its my 2nd time for rape
Prisoner 1.. You nasty prick, I'm going ass scrumping tonight, see you then

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

pussy golf

Bit like proper golf only with a pussy hole

Open your legs Betty, I need to practice my putting, I know pussy golf isn't the same as golf, but I'm playing my boss next week, shame ur hole is bigger then the normal golf hole but out will have to do

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

granny fannying

Seeking out mature women for sexual adventures

Are you coming to the tea dance tonight Jim,

Yep I'm up for some granny fannying

by mitch00uk April 3, 2015

pussy cueing

Playing snooker while using a females pussy as a rest or for general play, the lady lies down on the table and u slide the cue upon the top of the vagina till steady, than take your shot and hope you pot the pink and not the brown

Wanna game of snooker , Emma said she's up for some pussy cueing , as long as we don't pot the brown

by mitch00uk March 25, 2015

dry roasted

Anal sex without the lube

My bum hurts, I was dry roasted last night, I forgot the lube

by mitch00uk March 26, 2015

bumcuming

When your gay sexual partner sperm dribbles out of your anus after anus intercourse

Dave..I think I've just pissed out of my ass
John.. No its just ur bumcuming. Or should I say my cum out of ur bum
Dave.. Well least I won't get pregnant

by mitch00uk April 10, 2015