Double Dewey Smackdown (also known as a double dewey) is when you and your friend (2 males) go on a 2 man mission to both have sexual intercourse with a pair of girls that are friends.

Xavier don’t worry where we at, we headed to a double dewey smackdown on Marisol and her friend tonight 😏

Double Dewey Smackdown by Highest Burner January 25, 2022

Triple Deke

A spectacular move where one successfully takes a piss, plops a shit, and either whacks off (or rubs one out) all in one sitting on the can.

Dave has been in the bathroom for 20 minutes. I bet that bastard is either pulling off a Triple Deke or cleaning up a Speckled Moon. Since you're a fag, put your ear up to the door and listen for the grand finale.

Triple Deke by Mad Mick! July 18, 2016

Deeky Girl

A female with voluptuous breasts, a pear-shaped gluteus-maximus and/or any other favorable qualities that would suggest high fertility. A deeky girl is not just a noun, it's a lifestyle. A deeky girl is mainly just an attractive female who appreciates men who are responsible with money and work around the clock in a financially-related career.

Durag Burton: Hey man, that girl is pretty hot--dare I say a ~deeky girl~

Deeks: Fuck off *turns away and continues speaking on the phone to who knows* whispers "no one decides who a deeky girl is besides me" under his breath

Deeky Girl by doucherMcBag October 21, 2019

Righty-Dokey, Skip.

A common phrase, possibly coined by Ade Edmondson in the classic british sitcom 'Bottom' and blockbuster 'Guest House Paradiso'.

Richie: Okey-dokey. I'll distract his attention, you swipe the leg.

Eddie: Righty-dokey matey-bloke flap old salty sea-dog amigo skip-jack jockstrap piano-tuner, let's see you balls this one up!

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Rik: Eddie! Another bloody day.
Time to get up.

(Eddie's voice): 'Righty-dokey, skip.'

Righty-Dokey, Skip. by Raz91 November 25, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026