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decrapification 

You've been accumulating cruft year after year, a gnawing sense in the back of your mind that someday you'll have to do something with this stuff. Actually getting down to looking through it all, one by one, and throwing out everything you're never going to use: the decrapification of your apartment.
I know him, I took his Apple Unix when he was in New York.
Oh, yeah, that was when I moved out of the Brooklyn apartment. That was round one of the great decrapification.

Decrapification was the project for 2007, and oh my god the stuff we got rid of!
decrapification by My name is Cos January 13, 2008

decrapify 

to remove crap or unnecessary items from something i.e. pre-installed software on a new computer
I spent half my weekend trying to decrapify my brand new PC!
decrapify by JTH213 December 28, 2007

Accelerated Decrepitude 

A process of abnormally rapid physical, mental and emotional decline associated with severe, unusually unstable environmental conditions.
Whazza matter with that dude? Isn't he a scientist? He looks like he's lost the will to live...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...
Accelerated Decrepitude by YAWA February 24, 2019

decrepit 

Beat down, old, wore out, used up, tore up from the floor up...
Damn yo, my wife is hella decrepit...
decrepit by Guy January 26, 2004

decrepitude 

\de CREP' e tud\ noun:
of, or pertaining to, the massive infrastructure failure of the body due to advancing age
As I approach my fiftieth birthday, it becomes harder to fend off decrepitude.
decrepitude by Patlas January 8, 2009

decrepiturd 

A pile of dog crap found in one's yard or a public place that was deposited at least a week before it was discovered, and is currently in a state of decay. It can sometimes resemble mud or a stone, and may cause momentary confusion when encountered.
While walking through the backyard, Maria stopped short to avoid stepping on a mysterious object. Upon closer examination, she realized that it was a pile of dog crap she had missed on an earlier poop patrol, and the pile had since become a decrepiturd.
decrepiturd by drumdiva October 7, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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