Dead is the term used when the absence from school/college is unknown by fellow pupils and friends and therefore you are simply known to be dead
Bob: Where's Tony today?
Fred: Dunno
Roy: He's probably dead

Tony: Hey guys I'm back
Roy: So you're no longer dead?

Fred: Tony, what a fuckin skiver
Bob: No mate, he's dead
by Cal R November 14, 2010
Hexadecimal digits D, E, A, and D. Some programmers set 16-bit chunks in computer data mem to DEAD at boot-up, before apps are started.
While debugging that fuckhead's program, I dumped memory and it displayed all DEAD. I knew right then his mem pointer was all fucked up.
by Mr. U-be-U January 10, 2009
Steve Irwin + Sting Ray = Dead. (Note: Actual proven scientific fact.)
steve irwin is effing dead.
by TaDongle May 27, 2008
A song written by the not-so-popular and not-so-well-known band They Might Be Giants.
I returned a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the expiration date.

I came back as a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the date stamped on myself.

Did a large procession wave their tortches as my head fell in the basket?
And was everybody dancing on the casket?

Now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want OR I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.
by Keegster April 24, 2003
one of the greatest rock bands of all
time-grateful dead
we saw a killer dead show last night.
theres no more dead since jerry died.
by noxious February 26, 2003
An expression used to say something is very funny
lew- omg my but burns

beck-Dead!!!
by yung_mistress April 16, 2015
an exclamation to be used when something humorous occurs, or one finds oneself in a humorous situation, but one is too cool to laugh.
"I thought hurricane season was over!"
"Yeah that's what I thought with my last husband!"
"I'm so dead."
by harricane February 26, 2015

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