stuck in a place where you don't know why you are there. you can still be ALIVE to be this kind of dead.
She was dead when she walked into the party that she wasn't invited to.

by metroluver23 February 12, 2009
boring as all hell
this place is dead....lets go to a punk rawk show instead...hey, i rhymed a little.....ha....
A verb meaning to act in an angry, hateful, resentful and/or uptight way.

Can also be used when the speaker perceives the individual to be acting this way.

Forms are: dead, dead·ing

***Note that this is THE VERY WORD that founded 'The Joke'.
Mr. Burgio: GUYS COULD YOU PLEASE QUIET DOWN I'M TRYING TO TEACH HERE. IF YOU WANT TO TALK I WILL SEND YOU DOWN TO THE OFFICE AND MAKE SURE YOU'RE SUSPENDED FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK, WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?

Phil: Jesus, don't dead.
by JoyBoy November 13, 2012
No whining or bitching. Because you can't. You are dead.

You at least want some questions answered?
You'd probably be better off just getting used to keeping quiet, dead boy.

And that also goes for the smart bitch right there that just said "I'm not a boy". You're dead too.

Welcome to deadity.
In your first and final venture into deadness, you may notice how the weather is neither hot nor cold, and how there are no rainy days or sunny days. Or more specifically, you may have noticed how "weather" does not exist. Be very alarmed. Do not be alarmed. In fact, you may find in your dead state that approximately 100% of the sensations and phenomena you were familiar with in your living days are conspicuously non-existent.

Remember how, when you were alive, you wasted hours and hours watching daytime (and probably night-time) television? Well, this is exactly like that, except without the television. And without the day and night. And without time.

Perhaps you have noticed a light shining in the distance. Please do not approach it. In the past countless dead like yourself have fooled themselves into believing it was the gate to heaven, or possibly an angel, or even God. However, it is none of the above. It's my cell phone blinking. I have mail. You don't though. Because you're dead.
Courtesy of Uncyclopedia. Dead.
by Shaolin Microwave April 11, 2010
Opposite of alive
If you're reading this, you're definitly not dead.
I'M DEAD!
No mate, you're not dead don't be stupid!
I'M DYING
Mate, ya fine, you didn't even get shot
...oh.
by A Person person person person December 07, 2009
ADJ. Slang term meaning "Extremely" Or "Very."
Commonly Used as an alternative to the slang word "Mad"
Guy1: "Yo, do you understand that Physics homework?"
Guy2: "Na man, that shits Dead Hard!"
by ApocalypseZero May 31, 2009
1. not alive, gone
2. straight (not the meaning the sexuality)
3. deadmeat, not reffering to penis, trouble
1. Man: "YES! Bush is finally dead!"
2. Man2: "Are you dead-serious? alright, enlightenment is dead-ahead!"
3. Man: "oh crap, Cheney is taking his place, we're DEAD!"
by Joe Momma the III April 09, 2008

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