Pirate Cumsquat 

When a girl is squatting down giving a guy a blow job, and right before he cums, she loses her balance, falls off, and gets squirted in the eye on as she falls backwards!

That poor drunk girl was blowing me in the bathroom but had no idea she was in for a pirate cumsquat!

Pirate Cumsquat by filthy pirate hooker June 14, 2011

cumsquat

Squating to urinate after sex but only able to excrete semen.

I had to sit down to pee, and all I could do was cumsquat.

cumsquat by 60 Central February 28, 2008

fuck-a-cumquat 

An exclamation of frustration akin to "Fuck me!", the repeated "hard-C" sounds balanced in the middle of the phrase creates a syllabic elegance worthy of The Bible, Shakespeare, and JKR Rowlkien.

Girl: that's not my gummy hole!
Boy: O fuck-a-cumquat! This'll do.

fuck-a-cumquat by lolicuntissime August 25, 2009

Cumquatting 

Another word for the term "Tea bagging" used while referring to your testicles as cumquats.

"Last night was fun. They took pictures of me cumquatting that chic at the party last night."

Cumquatting by Evamo December 3, 2011

Cumsquat

"Cowgirl" sex position, but with your feet on the floor, mimicking squats.

"I did some cumsquats on that dick"

Cumsquat by [[REDACTED]] September 28, 2019

Jewish Cumquat 

A sexual position in which four guys cum on a jewish girls face simultaneously

DUDE, last night Dillon, Nick, Cameron, and Brayden totally gave Dina a Jewish Cumquat last night! It was fuckin' awesome! A night she'll never forget!

Jewish Cumquat by Cammonk225 January 9, 2010

cumquatus

the name for the rag left under your bed that u spunked it

mum: johny why have you left your Cumquatus under your be you dirty little pleb

cumquatus by willlyweston March 19, 2021