a very dingy women who will ask stupid questions like "why am i so stupid" an "if you fuck me in the ass will i get pregnant"
"dude your girl is such a cumquat"
by half breed July 26, 2005
the female fruit
I stuck my finger in her cumquat and it was nice and juicy
by sj January 12, 2004
any of several trees or shrubs of the genus Fortunella
bearing small orange-colored edible fruits with thick
sweet-flavored skin and sour pulp
A cumquat is a plant that grows in Africa
by Pool Of Corruption November 23, 2004
After sex or a blow job when a man takes a piss, the left over cum and piss is the cum quat.
After sex or a blow job piss in the other's mouth and feed he or she a cum quat!
by cheeser696 March 25, 2008
The wording used when calling one's pet quat.
<whistle> <whistle> Here boy! C'mon! Cumquat! 'Das it! Cumquat! Who's a goood boy?
by Toopoopouloop August 07, 2009
The juicy, fart-like sound made by a wet pussy during a female orgasm.
I was hittin it real hard and the next thing I knew she arched her back and blasted out a huge cumquat.
by Vagalot May 14, 2013
a small 3rd century BC ceramic urn for collecting camel jism
"Ahmed had no clean glasses so he served the pharaoh wine in a cumquat"
by Osama Bin Fartin April 28, 2003

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