Top Definition
a very dingy women who will ask stupid questions like "why am i so stupid" an "if you fuck me in the ass will i get pregnant"
"dude your girl is such a cumquat"
by half breed July 26, 2005
What David Essex is.
"That David Essex is a foppish cumquat."
by Elwood Reuben October 07, 2003
the female fruit
I stuck my finger in her cumquat and it was nice and juicy
by sj January 12, 2004
any of several trees or shrubs of the genus Fortunella
bearing small orange-colored edible fruits with thick
sweet-flavored skin and sour pulp
A cumquat is a plant that grows in Africa
by Pool Of Corruption November 23, 2004
dickhead,dumbass,basically an ignorant person
Stop being a cumquat.
by *Jess* February 28, 2005
The act of a woman squeezing semen out of her vagina and onto a towel after intercourse
"To avoid dripping after sex, my girlfriend will cumquat."
by Char H January 08, 2006
What you say when you make a mistake while reading
"then the smelly chereeese, oh cumquat"
by Jordan eva May 13, 2005
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