Top Definition
a very dingy women who will ask stupid questions like "why am i so stupid" an "if you fuck me in the ass will i get pregnant"
"dude your girl is such a cumquat"
by half breed July 26, 2005
the female fruit
I stuck my finger in her cumquat and it was nice and juicy
by sj January 12, 2004
What David Essex is.
"That David Essex is a foppish cumquat."
by Elwood Reuben October 07, 2003
any of several trees or shrubs of the genus Fortunella
bearing small orange-colored edible fruits with thick
sweet-flavored skin and sour pulp
A cumquat is a plant that grows in Africa
by Pool Of Corruption November 23, 2004
a small 3rd century BC ceramic urn for collecting camel jism
"Ahmed had no clean glasses so he served the pharaoh wine in a cumquat"
by Osama Bin Fartin April 28, 2003
a fat disgusting nasty bitch that thinks she is so hot
Len's girlfriend is such a cumquat and he has no idea
by lensgirlsucks November 17, 2011
someone who likes it in, or around their mouth.. basically Derek Dodge... if your anything like him you might be a cumquat.. oh small balls!!
jamie-" Kathleen"
kathleen- "yes jamie?"
jamie- "Did you hook up with that guy derek?!..."
kathleen- "No he was sucha CUMQUAT!"
by jamienicoleorr August 07, 2011

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