Top Definition
a very dingy women who will ask stupid questions like "why am i so stupid" an "if you fuck me in the ass will i get pregnant"
"dude your girl is such a cumquat"
by half breed July 26, 2005
the female fruit
I stuck my finger in her cumquat and it was nice and juicy
by sj January 12, 2004
any of several trees or shrubs of the genus Fortunella
bearing small orange-colored edible fruits with thick
sweet-flavored skin and sour pulp
A cumquat is a plant that grows in Africa
by Pool Of Corruption November 23, 2004
a sweet fruit; a nice pink, tight pussy
I got plenty of cumquat last night at that party.
by bakerd812 November 23, 2004
cumquat - the small bit of cum that stains your keyboard after looking at porn
shit i have just cum, and this cumquat is wedged in between the letters 'y' and 'u'.
by david September 23, 2004
The act of masterbating.. very quietly.
"I was playing with myself under the sheets at my parents home so i had to kumquat."
by mEEf January 18, 2004
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