Top Definition
a very dingy women who will ask stupid questions like "why am i so stupid" an "if you fuck me in the ass will i get pregnant"
"dude your girl is such a cumquat"
by half breed July 26, 2005
What David Essex is.
"That David Essex is a foppish cumquat."
by Elwood Reuben October 07, 2003
the female fruit
I stuck my finger in her cumquat and it was nice and juicy
by sj January 12, 2004
any of several trees or shrubs of the genus Fortunella
bearing small orange-colored edible fruits with thick
sweet-flavored skin and sour pulp
A cumquat is a plant that grows in Africa
by Pool Of Corruption November 23, 2004
dickhead,dumbass,basically an ignorant person
Stop being a cumquat.
by *Jess* February 28, 2005
while hiting if from behind
you place a bowl of fruit on the womans back
and while going at it savor the fruit
and when finished maybe she'd like a banana?

may also be called the "chiquita"
Jim: dang i was so hungry me and latika did a cumquat
i ate 5 apples off that dirty whore.
Joe: didnt she have anal warts?
by MR.t! October 05, 2006
An extremely cute couple that is envied by the general public due to their intelligence, good looks, and gregarious personalities; a perfect relationship

Steph and Chris are the cutest cumquat, everyone wants to be them!
by B. Moley September 03, 2006

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