Top Definition
a very dingy women who will ask stupid questions like "why am i so stupid" an "if you fuck me in the ass will i get pregnant"
"dude your girl is such a cumquat"
by half breed July 26, 2005
What David Essex is.
"That David Essex is a foppish cumquat."
by Elwood Reuben October 07, 2003
the female fruit
I stuck my finger in her cumquat and it was nice and juicy
by sj January 12, 2004
any of several trees or shrubs of the genus Fortunella
bearing small orange-colored edible fruits with thick
sweet-flavored skin and sour pulp
A cumquat is a plant that grows in Africa
by Pool Of Corruption November 23, 2004
dickhead,dumbass,basically an ignorant person
Stop being a cumquat.
by *Jess* February 28, 2005
The wording used when calling one's pet quat.
<whistle> <whistle> Here boy! C'mon! Cumquat! 'Das it! Cumquat! Who's a goood boy?
#come #call #training #pet #come quat
by Toopoopouloop August 07, 2009
A black curly haired girl from Philadelphia, who says water (wha-ter)like wader (wha-der)who loves ears, runs unknownly,and has had a bad experience with a football.
Cumquat with never play football again.
#girl #black hair #burnette #philadelphia #football #ears #water.
by Chris M. M September 02, 2008
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