by Evamo December 3, 2011
Get the Cumquattingmug. a very dingy women who will ask stupid questions like "why am i so stupid" an "if you fuck me in the ass will i get pregnant"
by half breed August 23, 2005
Get the cumquatmug. any of several trees or shrubs of the genus Fortunella
bearing small orange-colored edible fruits with thick
sweet-flavored skin and sour pulp
bearing small orange-colored edible fruits with thick
sweet-flavored skin and sour pulp
by Pool Of Corruption November 23, 2004
Get the cumquatmug. by sj January 12, 2004
Get the cumquatmug. The act of having sex with fruit, and/or cumming into them by drilling or cutting holes into the side of a fruit and inserting your penis into the hole.
"Did you hear what Jacob did?"
"No what?"
"He fucked a watermelon"
"Oh that's nothing, Derek made love to cantaloupe then a grapefruit just last week!"
"Jacob's mom thought the fruit was spoiled because it had runny white liquid in it."
"She's probably never heard of Cumquating before."
"No what?"
"He fucked a watermelon"
"Oh that's nothing, Derek made love to cantaloupe then a grapefruit just last week!"
"Jacob's mom thought the fruit was spoiled because it had runny white liquid in it."
"She's probably never heard of Cumquating before."
by Big Blue Bear May 24, 2009
Get the Cumquatingmug. by lensgirlsucks November 17, 2011
Get the cumquatmug. by PacificRecon March 13, 2008
Get the Cumquatmug.