| 1. | Shakespeare | ||
|
Renaissance playwright who has been ruined by English teachers and academics who insist on over-analyzing his plays and sonnets. Shakespeare wrote Hamlet to be ENJOYED not ripped apart in Lit class until it has no more meaning.
|
|||
| 2. | shakespeare | ||
|
William Shakespeare was a brilliant playwright who's works are the cause of constant bitching from people either too stupid to understand them, or too lazy to bother to try.
His most famous works being: Hamlet, Macbeth, and Othello. Which deal with (respectively): A depressed goth kid, Assassinating leaders, and interracial sex...if this isn't relevant to modern times I don't know what is. OoooMGGGGGGG Shakespeare was the reason I H8ed english class!!!!!!11111111111111111
|
|||
| 3. | Shakespeare | ||
|
History's greatest playwright, and one of the greatest poets.
He used English like Hendrix used the guitar. Just get an annotated version of one of Shakespeare's works if you can't understand it.
|
|||
|
|
|||
| 4. | Shakespeare | ||
|
Undeniably the most influential man in the porno industry. By altering many of the titles from his thirty-seven plays, the Shakespearean theme in the bedroom--or anywhere else for that matter--has been an immediate success, beginning with 'The Secret Sex Lives of Romeo and Juliet' (1969). Other raunchy adaptations of the famous bard's work consist of titles like: A Midsummer Night's Cream, A Midsummer's Wet Dream, A Midsummer Night's Creampie, King Rear, Loves Labia Licked, Hardcore Lady Macbeth, In The Flesh (an adaptation of Macbeth), Measure for Measure (involving two gay department store salesmen), The Taming of the Screw, Titties Andronicus, Ebony Andronicus, Much Ado About Nuttin', Two Gentlemen DO Verona, Two Gentlemen IN Verona, Two Gentlemen In Each Other, The Merchant of Penis, Penis and Adonis, The Merry Whores of Windsor, The Merry Wives of Bukkake, The Tragedy of Julius Creamer, Julius' Semen, As You Like It... Over and Over, As You Lick It, The Best Part of Henry VI, Anal Laments: Romeo and Juliet, Romeo and Julian, Hamlet's Hoe, Hamlet Gets a Handjob, X Hamlet, Twelfth Night of Sodomy, Measure for Pleasure, Othelia/The Whore of Venice Beach, Othello: Dangerous Desire, Alls Well When Swallowed Well, The Rape of Lucrecia, The Rape of Lucy, The Rape of Luke (disputable), The Temptress, The Two Horny Kinsman, Shannon Does Shakespeare, and The Sodomy of Cleopatra. These titles can be located on various sites, like IMDB.com, Radosh.net, and Panopticist.com for the... more...
|
|||
| 5. | Shakespeare | ||
|
One of histories first signs of emo. Canst thou, O cruel! say I love thee not,
When I against myself with thee partake? Do I not think on thee, when I forgot Am of myself, all tyrant, for thy sake? Who hateth thee that I do call my friend? On whom frown'st thou that I do fawn upon? Nay, if thou lour'st on me, do I not spend Revenge upon myself with present moan? What merit do I in myself respect, That is so proud thy service to despise, When all my best doth worship thy defect, Commanded by the motion of thine eyes? But, love, hate on, for now I know thy mind; Those that can see thou lovest, and I am blind. --Shakespeare |
|||
| 6. | Shakespeare | ||
|
A method of torture used by English teachers on their students for their own sick amusment and the cause of a surge of sparknotes.com users did the teach give you shakespeare too?!
|
|||
|
|
|||
| 7. | Shakespeare | ||
|
A guy who wrote good plays that confuses the hell out of amerians "what the f*ck does Sonnet 36 mean? and what about 1-154?"
|
|||
