crookward

as in misaligned; crooked for those of you who do not understand plain English

your teeth are crookward

crookward by Beautifulnot August 17, 2009

Crawkward 

A mix between creepy and awkward.

When he sat down at our table, it was really crawkward.

Crawkward by embem August 14, 2008

cockward silence 

An awkward silence between two men where one man's masculinity is in question.

When Dave pulled up to my house in a minivan, there was a long cockward silence.

cockward silence by Vinny Porrello January 4, 2008

Cooktard

Someone with cooking skills less than average.

Wow she totally ruined the pancakes, that cooktard.

Cooktard by LolYouFellForThat January 4, 2011

cockward

awkward in a sexual way

Damn Chico, that chick is so cockward!

cockward by turnure May 8, 2006

cockward

An awkard situation that surrounds the conversation of a cock.

Nat grabs Brent in the nether regions.

Reid in an unrelated response shouts "Me too" referring to wanting coffee directly following the previous grab.

Brent turns to Reid and says "You want to grab my cock too? That's cockward!"

cockward by brentionary January 26, 2011

cockward

The voluntary or involuntary act of progressing a situation or discussion into a state of awkwardness towards the male reproductive genitalia or “cock”

"Becky, don't bring up his ex-girlfriend in front of her. You're making shit cockward."

cockward by phoshizzle41 November 4, 2009