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1. cockward
awkward in a sexual way
Damn Chico, that chick is so cockward!
2. cockward
The voluntary or involuntary act of progressing a situation or discussion into a state of awkwardness towards the male reproductive genitalia or “cock”
"Becky, don't bring up his ex-girlfriend in front of her. You're making shit cockward."
3. Cockward
A statement in front of dudes that either is subject inappropriate (talking about feelings, etc), socially unacceptable (telling your friend you love him when neither of you are drunk), or gives all dudes in the vicinity a momentary pause as they fight through embarassment.
Things got a little cockward at work yesterday when Josh told Jeff about his trip to the manicurist.
4. Cockward
1. Any awkward situation involving the cock

2. An extremely awkward moment during sex

"Holy fuck, that guy just flashed me!"
"Fucking cockward, dude!"

"Are you always this small?"
"Well, this is cockward..."
5. cockward
When the male genitalia is an unusual shape, size or colour.
I was really excited when I saw the size of his feet. So it was a pretty cockward moment when I went down on him. Apparently big feet can just mean they wear big shoes...
6. Cockward
The feeling a man recieves once his penis is viewed by another male while standing at a free flow urinal.
Mike was given a very cockward feeling after Sean's repeated looks during dollar beer night.
7. Cockward
1. An akward situation involving a cock.
"What he just said was totally cockward."
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