brentionary's definitions

brimjob

The act of orally stimulating the external anal sphincter to cause sexual arousal after the recipient has had explosive diarrhea resulting in a satanic-like burning sensation that feels like the brimstone of hell.

Jessica: "David was eating my pussy and decided to pay attention to my backdoor"
Mary: "Soooo hot! I love that"
Jessica: "...except my asshole was burning like the brimstone of hell due to a recent bout of diarrhea and public washroom toilet paper"
Mary "Ohhhh... ouch... a rimjob from hell... a brimjob!"
Jessica: "Precisely, a brimjob... pleasure and pain combined in a way I've never felt it before"

by brentionary September 6, 2013

concertginity

The act of going to a concert for the first time (essentially losing one's virginity of experiencing a concert)

"That was an awesome concert to lose my concertginity to!"

by brentionary March 17, 2009

fecalatio

The act of receiving feces from an anus with only the use of one's mouth and then subsequently while the mouth is full performing felatio until orgasm.

"That chick was totally freaky. Not only did she start rimming me but she demanded I shit in her mouth and then she performed fecalatio on me!"

by brentionary March 25, 2009

twittle

The act of a twat taking a piddle (more commonly referred to as a female urinating)

"I couldn't hold it anymore! We stopped the car so I could twittle!"

by brentionary March 17, 2009

figure 8

when a female has two penises inserted into any one of her orifices at the same time (making the shape of a "figure 8")

A buddy of mine and I "figure 8" that bitch. Her pussy was so stretched when we were done with her that when she ran, she flapped in the wind!

by brentionary March 16, 2009

scatastrophe

A catastrophe involving feces; often times explosive and messy. Typically but does not necessarily happen during a sexual act.

I was fucking her hard in the ass and when I came hard I clearly pulled out too quickly, there was a heaping warm scatastrophe all over my bed!

by brentionary March 17, 2009

four leaf clover

when a woman has four penises (or dildos) inserted into any one of her orifices making the shape of a 4 leaf clover. Note: this requires the use of a small and very tight hole so that there is tension against the penises (or dildos) or the hole will tend to be shaped more like a square (commonly referred to as "square dancing" with a female)

Her asshole was so tight that it took us a long time to get all 4 cocks inside her, but when we did we were rewarded by the beautiful tight pucker of her four leaf clover.

by brentionary August 14, 2014