brentionary's definitions

johnstipated

When an individual has not enlisted the services of a prostitute recently (although historically has frequently done so)

Ken was becoming johnstipated as it had been months since he last enlisted the services of a prostitute.

by brentionary April 6, 2009

brimjob

The act of orally stimulating the external anal sphincter to cause sexual arousal after the recipient has had explosive diarrhea resulting in a satanic-like burning sensation that feels like the brimstone of hell.

Jessica: "David was eating my pussy and decided to pay attention to my backdoor"
Mary: "Soooo hot! I love that"
Jessica: "...except my asshole was burning like the brimstone of hell due to a recent bout of diarrhea and public washroom toilet paper"
Mary "Ohhhh... ouch... a rimjob from hell... a brimjob!"
Jessica: "Precisely, a brimjob... pleasure and pain combined in a way I've never felt it before"

by brentionary September 6, 2013

cleveland creamer

A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland creamer is when one person ejaculates on another person's chest and then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

After titty fucking her, I blew my load all over her chest and then gave her a cleveland creamer. Man, her tits looked hot all smeared with my spunk!

by brentionary April 6, 2009

figure 8

when a female has two penises inserted into any one of her orifices at the same time (making the shape of a "figure 8")

A buddy of mine and I "figure 8" that bitch. Her pussy was so stretched when we were done with her that when she ran, she flapped in the wind!

by brentionary March 16, 2009

fecalatio

The act of receiving feces from an anus with only the use of one's mouth and then subsequently while the mouth is full performing felatio until orgasm.

"That chick was totally freaky. Not only did she start rimming me but she demanded I shit in her mouth and then she performed fecalatio on me!"

by brentionary March 25, 2009

scatastrophe

A catastrophe involving feces; often times explosive and messy. Typically but does not necessarily happen during a sexual act.

I was fucking her hard in the ass and when I came hard I clearly pulled out too quickly, there was a heaping warm scatastrophe all over my bed!

by brentionary March 17, 2009

twittle

The act of a twat taking a piddle (more commonly referred to as a female urinating)

"I couldn't hold it anymore! We stopped the car so I could twittle!"

by brentionary March 17, 2009