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Crapfork n: Describes the opposite of serendipity. The 'crapfork' occurs when something you had been looking forward to is cancelled or turns out to be crap, or is in some way a disappointment. It can also apply to an unexpected misfortune of any kind. Etym: an undesirable piece of cutlery known as 'the crap fork'.
You get home from work, you're exhausted, starving, you sit down to a delicious meal - and you've got the crapfork.
crapfork by Peter Gibney April 17, 2005
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crapfork (n) A misfortunate occurrence which is equally as amusing and ironic as it is annoying.
Irish slang, invented on the internet as part of a socialogical experiment.
"Awww Jaysus Deco, you went all the way down to Cork to meet her parents and she ends up dumpin ya. Thats a crapfork."
crapfork by womoma April 15, 2005
A misfortunate occurrence which is equally as amusing and ironic as it is annoying.
Im going out this weekend and I hope its not a CrapFork
CrapFork by silas April 15, 2005
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