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Crapezoid 

Oh crap. But In a nerdier way. Rhymes with trapezoid which is a shape and geometry
Drops cell phone... "Oh crapezoid!!"
Crapezoid by Bellasz January 6, 2021

crapezoid 

"The crapezoid derives from the quadrilateral polygon known as a trapezoid. Simply stated, it is a turd with parallel sides and uneven ends." This definition nicely dovetails with the actual definition of a trapezoid.
Crapezoidal turds are not rare; in fact, the crapezoid accounts for about 99.99999983% of all turds.
crapezoid by G. Gordon Schiltkraut September 12, 2023

Trapezoid 

a type of alien that will invade earth in the year 3065.

Diet: CHILDREN
habitat: mars
Allies: rectangular prisms, cubic centimeters and decahedrons
Enemies: humans
Dude: hey dude did you know that the trapezoids will invade earth in 3065
Trapezoid by Deadlypants905 July 15, 2020

anal trapezoid 

Not a normal butthole, trapezoid shaped
Hey Caleb, so what’s happened last night with you and your girl?? “She put a finger in my butt and now I have a anal trapezoid.
anal trapezoid by Official if Tony September 21, 2022

frapezoidal distress 

when the half erect penis is too little to make proper facial contact.
she had a case of frapezoidal distress due to his little dick.
frapezoidal distress by Muerte55 January 5, 2009

Cakezoid 

Used as a noun or adjective, depending on the circumstances, "cakezoid" is used to describe an individual who is willing to learn from a master and/or has not yet fully developed his cake muscle. This term was first used and coined by the Youtube user commonly known as "Black Ninja" on his skateboarding channel "NinjaLifestyle" in late 2011 in a trick tip video.
Cakezoid: "Oh my god it's Black Ninja! Can you teach me to varial kickflip, Black Ninja?"
Black Ninja: "Of course I can you little. . . cakezoid."
Cakezoid by Nanners98052 January 21, 2013
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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