"The crapezoid derives from the quadrilateral polygon known as a trapezoid. Simply stated, it is a turd with parallel sides and uneven ends." This definition nicely dovetails with the actual definition of a trapezoid.
Crapezoidal turds are not rare; in fact, the crapezoid accounts for about 99.99999983% of all turds.
Used as a noun or adjective, depending on the circumstances, "cakezoid" is used to describe an individual who is willing to learn from a master and/or has not yet fully developed his cake muscle. This term was first used and coined by the Youtube user commonly known as "Black Ninja" on his skateboarding channel "NinjaLifestyle" in late 2011 in a trick tip video.
Cakezoid: "Oh my god it's Black Ninja! Can you teach me to varial kickflip, Black Ninja?"
Black Ninja: "Of course I can you little. . . cakezoid."
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.