A corptard (short for corporate retard) is a person who is employed by a large corporation who quite frankly should not even be employed. This person has the intelligence (intellectual, social, political and emotional) of a brain-damaged hamster. A corptard can be found hiding in all ranks of an organisation. An easy way to identify a corptard in your organisation is through the following behaviours: a) replying all when it is completely unnecessary or inappropriate to do so b) using corporate social media to post things that would even be embarrassing on Facebook c) a very low level of elevator-etiquette and d) wearing strip-club clothing to work.
Did that guy just wish everyone in the organisation a “happy humpday” via social media? What a corptard!
Hipacritical, King of lies. Someone who is narcissistic. This person will stop at nothing to make himself feel correct in any situation. This makes him feel better about his micropenis.
Don't worry about that Corktard. He just can't be wrong about anything. You know he does that because his penis is tiny!
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.