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1.
A shortening of the word beezy (or beezie).

Sometimes also used as a term of endearment.
"What. A. Beez."

"Keri, you're such a beez!"

"Only a beez would do that!"

"Come here, beez :)"
by bgjooon March 20, 2010
 
2.
Short for beezy, another word for bitch. A derogative term used for females who get around too much.
What you want, beez, i'm in the middle of an orgy so call me back later.
by GMoney333 July 17, 2008
 
3.
Short for beezy, a slutty girl.
That girl is such a dumb beez
by Calis05queen April 30, 2006
 
4.
as a noun: a painfully, unfunny individual completely lacking in humor and self awareness

as a verb: to beez--to bring a complete lack of sense of humor to a situation
Damn, that comedienne is a beez.

You sure beezed up that joke.
by Davisian June 22, 2007
 
5.
Beez is a word used like the word am or are, to mean somebody is something.
- What beez you doing?
- I beez talking to you duh!
by Mez Foz October 07, 2006
 
6.
A can (usually 500 ml) of Stella Artois Lager.
"Jess can I have another Beez"

Person 1 - "Lets meet up tomorrow and play pool"

Person 2 - "Yer and we can get another beeeeeeez"

"Morning, I'm nackered! Gats can you pass me that can opener so I can open another beeeeez"

"I am gonna shot gun this beeeeez, Wu do you have a key?"
by Gzyermate0rat3 June 11, 2008
 
7.
Beez as in total ownage.
Beez your total ownage! you 20x6'd me dude!.
by Beez April 18, 2004