gnarly consuelos

when you titty fuck a chick backwards and she gives you a rimjob at the same time.

Francesca's cleavage exposing dress lead to a great gnarly consuelos opportunity.

gnarly consuelos by yu sun March 30, 2009

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Conzuelo

The most beautiful girl ever! She’s one of those people who no matter what shes there. She can be salty at times but is as sweet as candy if u ain’t that one kid. If u are lucky enough to have a Conzuelo in your life... protect her at all costs!

Martin: Damn Jose! Who’s that!

Jose: That’s Conzuelo!

Martin: She’s gorgeous

Jose: Hell yeah bro

Conzuelo by notpillowz September 3, 2018

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Consuela

The best character in Family Guy. A Hispanic maid who appears in several episodes.

Consuela: "Oh, no, doggie out! Afuera!"

Stewie: "This isn't Windex, but it's the store brand; it's just as good."
Consuela: "No, no... it leave a film."
Stewie: "I don't care about the film, just use it!"
Consuela: "No, no... I no can clean."
Stewie: "Ssshhhhhhhit."

Consuela by seastone130 March 17, 2010