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the house hold ant killer, that help jellyfish stings,and also cleans windows.
hand me the windex to kill these little fuckers
by ?¿ December 24, 2005
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1) Commercial glass and surface cleaner with ammonia.
2) A mixture of pale-blue Gatorade and Everclear.
1) Yo, I sneezed all over the mirror, get the windex.

2) Damn, I got so hammered on windex last night that I booted on my roommate's flip-and-fuck.
by xargque March 17, 2006
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Used to insult a bald person.
Hey man, do you use Windex? I can see myself in your forehead.
by HoneyBunny October 21, 2004
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1. A cleaning liquid that you spray on glass and people.
2. A perverted internet user
1. Windex! Beyond the blue bottle!
2. Windex is disgusting. He keeps trying to cyberfuck me.
by Windex December 11, 2004
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An ammonia and water based cleaning solution that sure is fun to smell!
Mom: The windows look marvelous, Suzy!
Suzy: EHehEheEehEHhehe!11 PWNED BIHC1
by Alphatard March 06, 2004
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A house hold streak-less glass cleaner. Usually comes in the blue death flavor, But green, and purple have been seen on the shelves at the store.
"This windex tastes like heart burn."
or
"I drink Windex, It keeps me from streaking."
by Tom February 17, 2005
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Windex is the cheaper version of bleach, just drink it and it tastes like bleach and Vodka you're welcome.
Go Buy Windex
by Drink Windex May 31, 2016
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