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consolefag 

Basically a console gaming enthusiast. They refuse to accept the fact that PC's are better than consoles in almost every way.
consolefag: Get xbox live
pcman: I told you, I play on the COMPUTER.
consolefag: WHJYYYYYY
consolefag by A daywalker1 March 28, 2010
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consoletards

A console gaming person whos idea of depth in
a game is twitching till thier thumbs fall off.

Coined by Yahtzee the star Game reviewer (as far as i know)
Brotherhood of steel is a rpg for consoletards.
consoletards by Mightytights May 7, 2008

consoletard 

A console fan with limited or no knowledge/interest of games that were released before the current console generation.
Prestigious PC gamer: Fallout is a great game.

Consoletard: Yeah, I love Bethesda games.
Prestigious PC gamer: I meant Fallout 1&2 .
Consoletard: There was a Fallout 2?
Prestigious PC gamer: Fucking consoletard.
consoletard by thesisko September 8, 2013

Consoletards

Stupid gamers that argue which is the best console of the console war.
Dood, PS3 is so much better than all consoles ever existed.

You're completely retarded, just another consoletards.
Consoletards by Anon12576343 November 6, 2010

consolebating 

When a game is just so sexy you pull out yo wanker and wack it repeatedly until climax.
COD Ghost was so amazing! As soon as I got home I went in my room and started consolebating
consolebating by 0c_allen November 22, 2013

Consolagnostic 

A Consolagnostic is a blend of conservative and agnostic, describing an individual who embraces traditional values and beliefs while maintaining a nuanced, uncertain, or skeptical perspective towards the existence or nature of a higher power or divine entity.
As a Consolagnostic, Joe holds conservative views on social issues and economics, but he's also skeptical about the existence of a divine being, choosing instead to focus on living a good life based on his own moral compass and the teachings of philosophers. Despite his conservative inclinations, Joe's agnosticism allows him to maintain a sense of intellectual curiosity and open-mindedness.
Consolagnostic by 9220111 January 17, 2025
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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