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Male equivalent of pretending to orgasm or “faking it” — especially in a virtual environment.

CONGASMS occur after 20 minutes of failed attempts to jerk off your petite pornstar cock to an (often drunk, trans or fat) egirl you sexpested for half a day. Usually a congasm is preformed in order to spare your very satisfied partner from feelings of insecurity or suspicion.

This method can be a useful way to dispel rumours that you are actually a homosexual male living in New Zealand.

Named after famous kiwi troll and legendary discord playboy CONGASM who claims to have faked 90% of the hundreds of esex encounters they’ve had.
Person named Samir: “Did you just have esex with that tranny Laith?”

Person named Laith: “Don’t worry, I totally had to congasm after I realized they weren’t another man. I’ll die a virgin bro. Shiiiiet.”
Congasm by Esqsendtoes October 18, 2022
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X: “omg I cried when conkasa kissed in the manga
Y:”SAME😭😭”
Conkasa by Raging_homosexual March 26, 2021

contasouved 

To be fucked or see something really fucked e.g people off their head, demolishing the meal you just ate and seeing a car crash
Kosta=OMG bro you just contasouved the souvlaki you just got
contasouved by Kosta_gate7 August 22, 2019
The totally canon ship between Connie Springer and Mikasa Ackerman from Attack On Titan
Person 1: Ew, why do you ship this
Person 2: wdym, Conkasa is literally canon. They get married is chapter 169
conkasa by Ibukisimp March 26, 2021
An insult towards comcast, used to describe their poor service.
You guys have comcast?

MORE LIKE CONCAST. HAHAHA
concast by sunsnail July 6, 2007

conascending 

adj. To condescend from below. To make fun of someone who in fact, at least in the area in which they are being made fun of, is actually one's superior. Usually done in a mocking and/or sarcastic tone.

n. conascension
Jill was very conascending to Mary when she said, "You went to Yale, so I'm just sure YOU can figure out how we'll find a cab downtown."
conascending by newsamjohnson February 6, 2010