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Coniston 

Coniston is a village and civil parish in the Furness region of Cumbria, England. It is famous for its renowned tourist attractions, pedophiles and nazi-supporting pensioners. A peak attraction for chinese tourists who love to drop litter while the failing shops attempt to raise lgbt flags in attempt to seem woke but at the end of the day the last time a black person moved there, they disappeared.
Coniston is great for icecream and nonces.
Coniston by Coocherella May 30, 2022
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Constontopolis 

That one weird kid with the unbearably long last name who just happens to always sit behind you.
Constontopolis: Hi Hillary.
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Constontopolis by Qofi January 4, 2008

Côngston 

Someone Who Is Younger Than You (Your Bitch).
What’s Up Côngston !
Côngston by YakisobaRage February 17, 2019

Coliston 

Coliston is a friends fp on tt! Dewi makes edits on Capcut and loves to watch friends!
I love Coliston!
Coliston by Dewipoes October 3, 2021
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026