Made by wrapping a length of toilet paper around your hand and twisting one end, the cone is then used for wanking into to enable the evidence to be easily disposed of.
The missus is downstairs. You fancy a quick one off the wrist but sont want to mess the place up. Simple. Into the cone and then into the bog, flush, and no ones the wiser
by Ratty's World July 14, 2006
A derogatory term for a soccer player who is so poor that they might as well be standing still.
Old Fart: "Dude, I played some pick-up soccer today at the park."

Old Fart's friend: "How'd it go?"

Old Fart: "It was awful. I was a total cone."
by Big Daddy Mel April 29, 2010
a looser, tool, or just a stupid goofball
"Kate- stop being such a giant cone"
or simply as a last name if the coneyness is overwhelming, "Look- It's David Cone"
by Lauren of BHS :) July 08, 2003
Take a sports field cone, turn it upside down and attach a 25mm tap fitting to the bottom. Your standard sports field cone can take about five standard cans of beer, which can then be skulled at the speed of gravity.
Tasker, would you rather have one cone or three rum shots?
Fuck the rum shots, the only thing I'd rather have than a cone is a blow job.
Five can cone?
Yeah bro, hook me up.
by james laurence February 03, 2009
Get fucked over repeatedly or have something get worse- Because unlike getting "the cock", cone just keeps getting wider.
"Man, first the boss gave us a shift on the long weekend, now he made it 15 hours long, we're getting cone."
by Rageaholic October 13, 2005
To have sex with someone.

Used as a secretive verb amongst men in the Manchester area (UK). The word 'cone' originated for men wishing to brag in public amongst friends about who/how many people they have 'coned', without females knowing what they are talking about.

Additionally 'cone' can be used as a noun, as a naming word for the subject of a person the man wishes to have sex with, or 'cone'.

The word 'cone' should be used with other indirect words to create an encoded sentence, understandable only to those familiar to those familiar with the word.
I stole the Norwegians cone (you slept with the Norwegian girl)

If i had that cone, i'd be thrilled (encoded desire to have sex with a particular person)

It was the best cone Ive stolen yet (your best shag)

I spoke to my cone on the phone (speaking to the person you have had sex with on the phone)

That cone looks good in orange (a reference to an attractive ginger)

I wouldnt want that cone, it looks really heavy

That cone seems a bit dirty and old (a reference to a non MILF)

Hmm, see that cone over there? Its far too plastic for me, I like my cones made naturally (a reference to fake breasts)
by Manc-coner October 12, 2009
Sum one thats addicted to drugs. A junky.
Cone keep blowing up my phone with all that change..
by Tmagic2k8 October 14, 2008
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